Where jedis meet Xmasman and Qui-Gon gives out life advice

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What happens when you plan on taking a few shots of your new dolls – and un-expected short story starts to form ūüėÄ
And while ago I was sad because had lost the ability to play… but apparently you can learn again.
Veronique was used for scale when she decided otherwise…
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Obi-Wan: ‘Master! Isn’t that my jedi robe! She stole my robe’
Qui-Gon: ‘Hmm. And my lightsaber.’

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Qui-Gon: ‘I hope she does not hurt herself with the saber.’
Obi-Wan: ‘Nevermind that! What about my robe! It’s my favorite!’
Qui-Gon: ‘I thought it was your only one?’
Obi-Wan: ‘Exactly!’
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She’s making a getaway! Convenient Fiat is convenient!
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Alas! Long coats are not compatible with small cars.

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Obi-Wan: ‘My robe! She’s ruining it!’
Qui-Gon: ‘Relax, my young padawan, everything’ll work out eventually’

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Obi-Wan: ‘But how can you be so calm! You just lost your lightsaber!
Qui-Gon: ‘How? It is very simple, my young padawan, I just don’t give a s***.
Man: ‘Hello!’

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Qui-Gon: ‘What in the name of the Force!’
Man:’I am Xmasman! Can I be of assistance?’
Obi-Wan: (the force is warning me not to look at his crotch.)

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Qui-Gon:’I am jedi master Qui-Gon Jinn, this is my apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi. We seem to have lost some of our belongings to this blonde…’
Xmasman:’Nice to meet you! Happy Xmas! I can help you!’
Obi-Wan: (aaand I looked at his crotch)

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Xmasman:’Just follow me, I know where she’ll be going to’
Qui-Gon:’Thank you, mr. XmansMan’

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Obi-Wan:’Master, are you sure we can trust him, there is something very peculiar about this man.’
Qui-Gon:’Never judge a book by it’s cover.’
Obi-Wan:’…this one didn’t have much cover’
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Qui-Gon: ‘Just because you prefer dressing up in layers doesn’t mean everyone else should do the same.’
Obi-Wan: ‘But.’
Qui-Gon: ‘You’re the one who looked at his crotch, not him.’

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‘eh how do you turn this thing off! It’s burning a hole in the sleeve.’

Hope you enjoyed this little ridiculousness brought to you by the childlike glee of getting your hands on miniature Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor. And apparently, an Xmasman…


(By) Jove Boat!

This is a story of an unexpected voyage.
Barbie Cruise Ship 2002
Inspired by this silly pink Barbie Cruise Ship found second hand.

Barbie Cruise Ship 2002 inside
I think perhaps selling it, as it is in such a good condition, in a much better state than my bank balance is.
But, can’t let it go without fooling around a little…
Captain fashion doll

A few visitors have taken the first night on a cruise ship very seriously…
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“La-la-laa Man, I feel like a woman!”

“Ugh what happened last night?”

“Go totally crazy forget imma lady”

“Please the music isn’t even on, please don’t hassle around before something…”

“Great, now my tomato juice fell down”

“Teehee this tomato fell down as well”

“Oh great, could this be any more embarrassing…”

“I’m fine, don’t worry I’m fine down here!”


“umm maybe it is time for you gentlemen to withdraw to your cabins… take a little nap perhaps, before the karaoke actually starts.”

“Hi up thar, it’s only like not even midnight yet see it’s still sunny outside and all.”

“You are absolutely right about that… as it is ten in the morning…”

“Why did I even ask for more embarrassment… so shamed…”

“Come on let’s go”

“But I want karaoke…”

“Karaoke starts at four, plenty of time for you two to… gather strenght.


“Where’s my wife? Last time we saw she said she was going to our cabin.”

“But where’s MY wife? I can’t even remember the last time I saw her.”

“You’re divorced… you tagged along¬†for the prospect of meeting a new lady friend.”

“Right… where is that then?”

“I don’t know, maybe you didn’t find any… though why are you wearing a woman’s shirt?”

“Am I? Oh, so I am…”


…to be continued?

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The ship is also the setting for the popular dating reality series, (by) Jove Boat!