From her diary:
Today was my first day at monster high. Learnt that having to deal with logical paradoxes results in malfunction. The other students found this hilarious. Restart log states 52 times hilarious.
Dad did not find my malfunction hilarious. He yelled at the headless headmistress for letting students bully new students. And when I say he “yelled” I mean he politely stated matter-of-factly. How embarrassing nevertheless.
Had to do all the house chores – again – as grandma was feeling tired. Someone should just tell her she is an android and therefore cannot get tired. My life would be so much easier if she didn’t think she’s human!
Got the following message:
‘It’s your favorite uncle! Found some Borgs, wanna have fun?’
Did not reply. Last time we had “fun” I was grounded for a month. And I am still banned from that part of the galaxy.